Saturdays are for NAMING HYPOTHETICAL BABIES.

I have a strange obsession with naming dozens of hypothetical babies that I will surely never have.

I mean, I will think of a first and middle combo and write it down while I'm in line at the grocery store, 

you know, so I won't forget it.

It is really important stuff, naming people, and I take it pretty seriously.

I happen to be quite proud of the name I chose for my daughter, Ramona June.

I'm inspired by all sorts of things, from literature to nature to the names of most people with alzheimer's disease.

Hopefully one day I will get to use at least one of these, but for now, 

I will share a few of my favorites, in no particular order.

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Penelope

Ruth 

Theadora

Lucy

Birdie

Edie

Poppy

Clementine 

Cora

Josephina

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Lennon

River

Amos

Orson

Walden

Tennessee

Van

Henry

August

Wolf

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